toongoals.tk

3 Toon goal compilations up for download at toongoals.tk including 1 new one.Get them while you can, they don't last long. :)

One for Hippy Tony

Seeing as how you love KFC here is a site that will interest you...RecipeSource: Kentucky Fried Chicken Copycat Recipes

Toon News

Toon News. 


1 - Newcastle to sign Milner for £5m


2 - Pay up Pompey


3 - Kerr signs for Motherwell


4 - Another injury for Woodgate


5 - Viana slams English media


6 - For the love of money Freddy...

Making Paper planes

Animated tutorial for folding five styles of airplane. Lowe-Tech - portfolio

Andy Capp

Lots of Andy capp comics are here.

Beckham portrait pays penalty for Euro exit

A photographic portrait of David Beckham has been defaced amid lingering frustration among England fans after their team was knocked out of the Euro 2004 tournament. The portrait of Beckham, which had already been sold for 7,500 pounds, has been removed from the exhibition. Yahoo! News

In pictures: Glastonbury weekend

Clicky here

Your Amazing Brain

An interesting site with lots of quizzes and tests and other such stuff. Your Amazing Brain

Quiz

A really short Quiz with astonishing results.Please answer the questions truthfully.

Toon news

1 - Butt tipped for Toon move


2 - Saints scoff Beattie bid reports


3 - Leeds snub Viana offer


4 - Price not right for Magpies


5 - Pedersen tracked by Magpies

Monty Python Star Sign

Are you sick of you're boring old star sign? Well now you can get a new one thanks to Pythonline > Spam Club > Monty Python Star Sign

Link pinched from The Flophouse

Spectre of spin in city council battle

The war of words has begun between the new city leaders, the Lib-Dems and the old, Labour.I think somehow that this is set to run and run. ic Newcastle - Spectre of spin in city council battle

Toon news

Not too much at the minute, a lot of old news running over the same old ground, but here goes -


1 - Toon plan double swoop


2 - Harper denied dream move


3 - Newcastle United up Trabelsi offer


4 - Villa target tracked by the Toon

Oooh! New thingymajigs

A new feature has been added to this site with the arrival of an "On this day" link on the date of posts.Click on the date above to find out what happened on this day through the years, births, deaths and lots of other good stuff.
This hack to the Blogger template is the first in a (occasional) series of hacks being brought to you by Wor Kid mmChronic over at the brilliant New Links.

Here is a link straight to the post showing you Bloggers how to.It's very easy to install, just a bit copy and paste and it's done.Go bloggers.

Cheers mmChronic!

Follow up

A while back i featured this article about how picking you're nose was healthy and it has showed up on the excellent Weird Links with a few other snot related links.so here goes -


1 - The history of nose picking including a very interesting survey about halfway down the page @ Nose-Picking


2 - Proud Pickers. Just click.


3 - And finally.Picking you're nose explained scientifically (lots of big words) and some more links including the answer to "can i die from picking my nose?" are at Fact-index.com Nose-picking
Happy picking. :)

Golden Balls

One of a couple of pics doing the rounds this morning.

Genius Kids #3

Another in the series of genius kids - Genius Kids #3.
Class!

Plumber 2

A really cool puzzle where you have to connect the tap to the drain by moving various bits of pipes around.Really addictive. Plumber 2

Portugal break England hearts

Oh dear.England go out of EURO 2004 on penalties....again.We can moan all we like about penalties and dodgy refs but we just were'nt good enough.We were second best all night.You can't expect an English team to defend a one goal lead for 88 minutes with 8 at the back and leave two forwards isolated 50 yards from the rest.I thought it would be our defence that would get us knocked out not our midfield.Everyone in the middle of the park for us was crap! The stars of the night were most of our defence with Cole just shading the man of the match from Campbell.Once again Beckham was rubbish, he has carried the England team by himself for the last four years so i suppose he can be excused a couple of below par games now and again but his performance last night was in excusable.He just did'nt seem interested.You would expect a bit more from the captain especially the amount of tackles that he bottled out of
The BBC's player ratings say it all really.I pretty much agree with what they say although Lampards 7/10 was being a bit kind because he was as bad as Beckham,Scholes and Gerrard who got 5's and 6's out of 10.
Golden Balls indeed!
:(

Toon fixtures

WOO YAY.The Fixtures are out for next season and start off with a trip to the smoggies. See nufc.com for the full list.

England v Portugal

Are you going out tonight to watch the match? You can look the part or a right +!+ byClicking here for the printouts for a Rooney mask or Sven, if you fancy.
Come on England

EURO 2004

About 150 disappointed German fans went on the rampage in the northern city of Hamburg after Germany was eliminated from Euro 2004.HAHA! The Germans are out without a win...again. Yahoo! Sports

City tests battery-charged buses

Stagecoach is trying out a series of hybrid electric vehicles in Newcastle. The company is hoping to encourage local authorities to consider introducing the vehicle across the UK. City tests battery-charged buses

Yeti Sports

The Yeti Sports site has had a revamp and you can download the first 4 games so you can play offline, if you wish.The 5th game is promised soon. YETI SPORTS

Backmask Online - Your Backmasking Source

Backmasking is the art of hiding messages in audio by dubbing backwards messages into a recording.It began in the early 80's with a band called Judas Priest. In a famous court case involving one of their songs, Beyond Realms, Judas Priest was charged with subliminally persuading a kid to commit suicide. The message was heard by playing their record backwards. Clicky here for more.
There are lots of MP3 samples for you to download.
Link pinched from Bifurcated Rivets

Toon Videos

toongoals.tk has a compilation of Toon headers through the years available to download and the Shearer fansite www.shearerm4.fr.st has goals available again to download.Get them while you can because they are never up for long. :)

Zidane spews

It must have been the pressure of his last minute penalty against England that made Zidane spew.

Toon news

With all this talk of England on here i think it is time for some more Toon news.Let's get some balance eh? -


1 - Toon turn to Reds striker. This had better not be true!


2 - St James's to host England warm-up.


3 - No trouble expected at pre-season tournament.


4 - Shearer issue to haunt Bob.

England fan killed in Portugal

Portuguese police have arrested a Croatian over the death of an England fan in Lisbon. BBC NEWS

Croatia 2-4 England

England march on with another victory in EURO 2004.We are now the top scorers and we have the tournaments top scorer in Rooney.Shame about that France defeat though.Bring on Portugal. Croatia 2-4 England

LuaLua given fans warning

It's looking increasingly likely that LuaLua will be returning to St. James soon with Newcastle and Portsmouth unable to agree a deal.
I'm not sure what was worse either his refusal to sit on the bench for the Marseille game or his celebrations after he scored against us but either way i hope he does'nt return. ic Newcastle - LuaLua given fans warning

Shola's delight at new deal

Shola Ameobi has signed a new five-year contract with Newcastle United which will keep him at St James' Park until 2008-9.


ic Newcastle - Shola's delight at new deal

Metro is set for gas attack

Deadly sarin gas attacks on the Japanese underground are to be re-enacted on the Tyneside Metro.Film producers hunted the country to find an underground transport system suitable to carry out their filming. ic Newcastle

Lego men leg it

The city's incoming Liberal Democrat rulers have pledged to get rid of the much-ridiculed Lego Men statues at the Haymarket as soon as possible.They are planning to move them to the new skateboarding area at Exhibition Park. Am i alone in thinking they are'nt that bad considering a lot of the trash that is called art these days. ic Newcastle - Lego men leg it

YETI SPORTS 5

In the latest episode the poor penguin stops off in Africa on his travels and encounters snakes, elephants and giraffes and more. Clicky here to play

Metal Cat

Another from the b3ta newsletter.


"What would B3ta be without a link to a cat

rocking out in some way or other. But this

one is different. It's a real cat. Not sure

if he's having a seizure but he's definitely

giving it up for the gods of Rock."

eBaum's World Media Download -

Robots Are Our Friends | '_' |

Fresh from the b3ta newsletter comes...Robots Are Our Friends | '_' |
Don't ask just click!

England 3-0 Switzerland

YAY! That's much better.We played canny crap compared to our game against France and we still won 3-0.It's a funny old game!
With France only drawing last night the group is wide open.Read a match report here.

Sorry that i have'nt been around much lately.I have been very busy of late and i probably will be until Monday.I've got a couple of good posts lined up and i will try to do them this afternoon.

Amusing places close to you

Just type in you're postcode and find amusingly named places near you. Amusing places close to you
Here is amusing places near me.
Thanks to New Links for that one.Great site and i post there occasionally.So what more do you want.Go now.

Weird Foods from around the World

Some people will eat absolutely anything....Weird Foods from around the World
Link pinched from Bifurcated Rivets

Genius Kids #1

This video features some of North Korea's 'Genius Kids' in a recent 2004 New Year's performance on Korean and Japanese TV. Genius Kids #1
Another class link from MilkandCookies

A sign of the times

The first mobile phone virus has been created.It is a pretty harmless virus but Matt Piercy of F-Secure says "I would not be surprised to see the first attempt at something more sinister in the next few months"

Bush Family Fun

Bush Family Fun
Starring George W. Bush, Laura Bush, George Bush Sr., Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush & Dick Cheney.If you are using Internet Explorer to view this link you can also click and drag the characters around for more fun.Sorry mmChronic.



Thanks to MilkandCookies

Ronald Reagan Chesterfield Cigarette Advertisements

From the time when smoking was considered healthy here is the Ronald Reagan Chesterfield Cigarette Advertisements

Toon News

Oh dear.Whatever happened to England last night? It all seemed to be going so well then BANG.We blew it with 2 incidents of careless play after 90 minutes of hard work. Here is some France v England photos from the BBC.
Anyway, enough of that.There is a lot of Toon news today so here goes...





1 - Magpies fail in Trabelsi bid


2 - Toons Huth hopes end


3 - Shepherd slams Newcastle stars. Spot the mistake in this story!


4 - Toon in fourth!


5 - Robson wants a title


6 - Magpies yet to open Mills talks


7 - Cox calls it a day


8 - Agent Tomasson on target


9 - Robert keen to extend stay




10 - We have to buy - Shearer


11 - Viana wants Toon stay


12 - NUFC Forum - Is Kieron Dyer Worth It? An interesting article which i tend to agree with.

Just trying out the new Photo stuff.Hope you can see a picture with this post. 

EURO 2004

Here is the official site for EURO 2004.It has all the latest news and other stuff.

Not sure if i will be around here this weekend so i will say it now...COME ON ENGLAND!

How to fry an egg on you're PC

Yes it's true and not a joke. How to fry an egg on an XP

History of North East England

A great site with loads of info and history of our area. History of North East England

Thanks to New Links for that link.NewLinks is another site i post on.Visit it.It's cool.

History

More than a million pages from 19th Century British newspapers are to be put online by the British Library. BBC NEWS

Schoolboy wears skirt to college

A boy from East Sussex has worn a skirt to college because he thinks rules regarding school uniforms are sexist. BBC NEWS-Schoolboy wears skirt to college
Actually if you look at the picture of him he looks like a bit of a girl anyway so maybe it's just his 53xu@l fantasy :)

News

Police say impatience may have led an elderly man to crash his car through the front of a store in southwest Miami-Dade Thursday afternoon.
A miniature robot that helps point surgeons to just the right place for spinal repairs has been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.


The decomposed body of a man dressed in pajamas was discovered in an abandoned Tokyo apartment building 20 years after he is believed to have died.


A man jumped out of a window with an umbrella in a bid to escape thinking he could fly like Mary Poppins, Unfortunatly for him he could'nt.


A drunken dentist in Leedscollapsed over a patient while extracting her tooth.And finally Killer driver William Tait,from Newcastle, faces just a fine for mowing down a pensioner — but could be jailed for crashing into a TREE.



Thanks to Drew Curtis' FARK.com for that round-up of news.

Shearer to Genoa?

More on the God to Genoa rumours at the brilliant NUFC.com

World Beard and Moustache Championships

Lots of facial hair that would put Hippy Tony to shame can be seen at the World Beard and Moustache Championships

How to Fix the Biggest PC Annoyances

Loads of useful info on how to stop you're PC annoying you. PCWorld.com - How to Fix the Biggest PC Annoyances

Picture

Sumo wedgie

Alf decides to cash in on his Cup glory

Star defender Alf McMichael, who for decades was Newcastle United's most capped player, yesterday revealed why he is selling the treasured mementos of his 13 years with the club.

ic Newcastle

The 24th annual Blaydon Race

To compliment the last article nicely, the 24th annual Blaydon Race starts at the junction of Collingwood Street and St Nicholas Street, Newcastle at 7pm tomorrow. ic Newcastle - Ye'll na' be gannin along the Scotswood Road

News

A giant 40ft by 12ft mural depicting Tyneside anthem the Blaydon Races has gone on show at the Blaydon Shopping Precinct.

ic Newcastle - Geordie anthem lives on wall

Don't ever get this drunk!

Check this bloke out.He is so drunk that he is vomiting into his pint and drinking it.Not for the faint hearted.

Chapman Biopic Aims to Set the Record Straight

A little more on the upcoming film about one of Britains funniest men the late Graham Chapman.The article also talks about what Chapman was like. Clicky here

Cheddar Gorge

An explanation of place names.Not strictly true, but funny all the same.ISIHAC Games - Cheddar Gorge
Link pinched from Bifurcated Rivets

Toon news

1 - Newcastle interested in signing Huth from Chelsea


2 - Lua Lua hires soldiers


3 - Toon's fight for Miguel


4 - Rob Lee Hints At A Return To The Toon


5 - United eye £8m Eto'o


6 - Kerr to Feyenoord?


7 - Caldwell to join Sunderland

BB Boob

Transcript of UK Big Brother producers slagging off housemates when live internet feed gets 'accidentally' switched with live studio feed. Mirror.co.uk - NET BOOB REVEALS WHAT BB BOSSES THINK
EDIT : A video containing 26 minutes footage that we were not supposed to see is available on the Torrent network at SuprNova.org

Spit the Dog sale fetches £5,378

Remember Spit? He was the puppet dog of Bob Carolgees who starred in Tiswas and other stuff.Now Bob has a new puppet the old one was auctioned and sold for £5,378!!!!!Clicky here.

Interesting fact - Bob Carolgees and Micky Quinn are twins who were separated at birth ;)

In pictures: D-Day events

BBC NEWS | In Depth | Photo Gallery | In pictures: D-Day events
Respect.

Monty Python film

Knights, monsters, and cross-dressing lumberjacks lined up near New York's Times Square on Saturday, hoping to win roles in an upcoming movie about the life of Monty Python comedian Graham Chapman. Entertainment News Article | Reuters.com

Another Toon link

An interesting site about our God. Alan Shearer - the Angel of the North

The Font Foundry

Lots of fonts for you're PC at The Font Foundry

Kaleidoscope Painter

One click of you're mouse turns you into an artist with the Kaleidoscope Painter.
Another brilliant link from MilkandCookies

Fantasy Football Euro 2004

This Friday sees the return of Fantasy Football with baddiel and Skinner.YAY! Best footie programme ever. Fantasy Football Euro 2004
As usual the ITV site has little mention of it returning.Crap site. :(

The Wave Magazine

Top 10 inter-web fads

Best name yet?

Check the name of one of the people arrested about halfway down the page. Girls lifted in dawn raids

Big Brother's Kitten 'faces jail'

Clicky here

LuaLua happy to return

Not much Toon news about at the moment except LuaLua says he iwould be happy to return to Newcastle.Well i would'nt so you can bugger off.

In pictures: British Pop 1976-86

Clicky here.

News

BBC NEWS | England | Blue Flag joy for north beaches

First Tyne tunnel revealed

The BBC has been given unprecedented access to the earliest underground crossing of the Tyne: the Tyne Cable Tunnel. Paul and Ian from Radio Newcastle went to investigate this little known structure and heard evidence of supernatural activity...



BBC - Tyne Features - Tyne Cable Tunnel

News

Pupils at a North school are in for a surprise when they return from half-term ... and find that one of their Sirs is to become a Miss. ic Newcastle

Football Tornado

Watch a tornado form amongst some kids playing football.

Lego

Here is a Michael Schumacher pit stop in lego stylee.
Quicktime needed.

Toon news

1 - Hands off Beattie, Magpies told.


2 - Dyer Rubbishes Talk of Summer Exit.


3 - Mills' move in jeopardy.


4 - Lyon star lined up.


5 - Marseille Striker Mido To Meet Sir Bobby.


6 - Toon poised for £8m double swoop.

Fuel protest plan for Newcastle city centre

BBC NEWS-Fuel protest plan for city centre

YAY! Redesign

Hope you like the new template i just got bored with the last one.I've put the link back in the sidebar and i will work on the colours and a logo as and when i can be bothered.I finally moved to Blogger comments as it has settled down to a decent service, not that many people use them.
Speaking of new, there is a new Green Day album coming.Double YAY!.It's about time we had some new material after the last 2 albums one a greatest hits and the other an album of unreleased stuff through the years.
Finally there has been a lot of visitors coming here to find music videos and bootlegs and the such and i thought i would do a links mega post, with all the sites i know and regularly harvest, soon.When i can be bothered. :)

Unusual Photographs

For you're enjoyment

Boot Camp for Kids - Torturing Teenagers for Fun and Profit

Clicky here

Watching Paint Dry

Don't like big brother? Well you could Watch Paint Dry

Making Fiends- Episode 09

New episode.

Cartoon

A cartoon featuring a motorbiking kitten. Chill Out - Song by Youth Of Britain - Video by Rob Manuel & Joel Veitch