Weird Fish!

Lots of pictures of weird fish. The Stone Crab is great. Fish!

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Football stories

The story of the nature reserve at Formby Point near Liverpool that had to stop the bounty hunters looking for the ring discarded by Wayne Rooney's fiancee after the Sunday Mirror's revelations and how a referee shot a manager dead when he complained about a decision he had made are here in the uefa.com magazine.

The Simpsons Personality Test

Take The Simpsons Personality Test and find out which Simpson you are.

I was Marge!!!

PC EZ-Bake Oven

Do you spend a lot of time at you're PC? Then you could swap one of you're CD drives for a mini oven and then you can eat without even leaving your desk.

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BBC - Tyne Sport - The Alan Shearer interview

If you missed last night's interview with God you can stream it here
I missed it too!

Man stabbed in horror at Metro

To compliment yesterdays post about crime on the Metro comes a story about a man stabbed last night at Gateshead Stadium Metro station
The private security firm is going to have it's work cut out trying to make the Metro safe with a 15 man squad!

Butt deal sealed

Newcastle have signed Nicky Butt on a 4year contract with the fee believed to have been around the £2M mark. Now Fat Freddy just wants a defender to complete his signings for the new season which is not surprising considering Defensive gaffes return to haunt United in last nights game at Ipswich.
In other news Robert is linked with a move to Espanyol and Bellamy says I'm fit and ready

Crime on the Metro

A private security firm is to tackle the "hardcore minority" causing trouble on the metro. That would be same the "Hardcore minority" that has comitted over 2000 crimes in the last year then?

Thousands of newspapers on the Net

Onlinenewspapers.com is a site with links to many newspapers around the world.Handy if you are on holiday or an ex-pat wanting a piece of home.

StrangeFacts.com

Does what it says on the tin. StrangeFacts.com >> Facts Page 1


"Poopeye is the name of one of Popeye's nephews". Very strange.

Toon news

1 - Kluivert and Dyer told to behave


2 - The writing was on the wall-Speed


3 - Kluivert to wait for debut


4 - Newcastle-bound Butt jets home

One last payday?

Paul Gascoigne's new book has sold nearly a 1/4 million copies in a month. The article says his publishers have netted £4M so far. I wonder how much went to Gazza as he could use a bit cash. ic Newcastle - Gazza book is flying off shelf

Good luck

Man wins Hoosier Lotto jackpot two days after divorce from cheating wife finalized

The Great Cornholio Soundboard

Some of the best Beavis and Butthead is when Beavis turns into Cornholio. Here is a brilliant soundboard.



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The Alan Shearer interview

BBC Radio Newcastle are hosting an interview with God on the 29th of July and you can ask the Toon skipper a question. See here for details.
The interview will also be streamed live on the site if you can not tune into Radio Newcastle.
In other Toon news The Journal is reporting that Newcastle target Trabelsi has elected to join Arsenal which means our attention will switch to Stephen Carr of Spurs and Celtic move for Shearer

North American Newcastle United Supporters Club

A link for the ex-pats that visit here.I guess most of you know about it though. The site has an impressive list of venues in N. America and Canada where you can watch the Toon and you are invited to mail in any more places that you know. North American Newcastle United Supporters Club

Patrick Kluivert - links

A handful of Pat links. The official site is on icons.com. You will have to register to see it.Then again you may have already registered to see the Gary Speed site.
Speaking of which i will have to replace, with a heavy heart, Speed's site with Pat's site in the Toon links in my sidebar.When i can be bothered that is.
Welcome Pat


Good wishes and thanks go to Speed for his sterling service.

Friday game

A difficult version of arkanoid. colllumn

What a rip

Newcastle has been chosen to host a World Cup qualifier between England and Azerbaijan in March 2005.This good news has been tempered by the fact that the cockney scum over at Old Trafford will get to host the other 4 games!! When exactly did Manchester become the centre of England?
The reason given for the two grounds that have been chosen is the fact that they are the biggest in the country.It's all down to FA greed, the games could be shared with other cities such as Birmingham or Liverpool.The only problem is the FA will not get as much gate money.So what's a few quid compared to keeping a fresh atmosphere which you would get if the games were spread around and giving more people their last chance to see England in a quality game outside stinking London.It's only fair the games should be held outside London because when the new Wembley stadium is built the rest of England will never see another international game, but that's another argument. BBC SPORT

Toon news

1 - We've closed gap on top three says Robson. With another 3-4 players possibly.


2 - Best signing of all: Shepherd


3 - Speed: I didn't want to go


4 - Not just here for payday


5 - Arsenal winning Trabelsi race


6 - Butt holding firm. Oo-er Missus.

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Kluivert in Toon

NUFC.com have announced that Kluivert is in Toon and there will be a press conference at 3-30 this afternoon to announce his signing.They are also reporting that Hugo Viana has left.

Leazes park

Leazes park in Newcastle has undergone an incredible transformation in the last couple of years and we are regular visitors.The kids play area is second to none in Newcastle with loads of climbing frames and slides and much more.
Recently there has been lots of wooden picture frames popping up all over the park with no pictures inside of them! After a couple of visits there had been no changes to the frames so we quickly agreed it must be modern art, with parts of the park becoming the pictures in the frames. Reading today's

Journal has proved us right.

Funny Pictures

Stupid kid

Top 10 Light Shows

Nothing exciting, just lots of nice pictures. Travel Channel : World's Best : Top 10 Light Shows

A criminal waste of money

Fury erupted last night after the Government confiscated £84,000 stolen from terminally ill children - on the day Tony Blair pledged to tip the scales of justice in favour of victims of crime. ic Newcastle

Toon news

Fat Freddy has been winding the great unwashed up, and a good job done too.
Expect any incoming/outgoing deals to be done in the very near future.You know the names i won't bother repeating old news except Gary Speed now looks to be heading to Bolton.Sadly missed.Thanks for all the effort.



Edit: Gary Speed has left to go to Bolton.Best wishes.



Further edit: Read the fans opinion here.

Star Wars Episode III Pictures

Loads of pictures from episode 3 are here.

Weird

A really weird Japanese shockwave thingy. It is very hard to describe.Use you're mouse to move the pattern around then click to start a new one.

Superman or Stupidman

Take the simple psychoanalytic test to measure you're memory and concentration. superman.swf

The Runaway Train

A neat game. Orisinal.com - The Runaway Train
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Beer

A brief reminder for men about the dangers of drinking too much beer.
Health warning
Link sent in by Scooby.Cheers.

Curveball (3D pong)

A really good game.It starts off easy and pretty quickly becomes extremely difficult.It did for me anyway. :)
Curveball (3D pong)

Monkeysworld.co.uk

Here is a great site about a monkey who supports Newcastle United and he travels the world meeting "chicks". The site has a load of photo's including his trip to Milan and Feyenoord when following the Toon, his chicks and pictures of him with Rachel Stevens, Ant and Dec and more. Class.



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BBC - Tyne Sport - Gary Speed interview

You can listen to a Gary Speed interview here . If you are interested you should make the effort to listen today as the rumours of his sale will not go away and BBC Tyne will probably pull it off the Inter-Web if he goes.
IMHO he is up there with a handful of other players who always gives his all for the Toon.I will be sad to see him leave, if he does.

The power of make-up

Some pictures

of the stars with and without their make-up.
Does'nt Goldie Hawn look like Pauline Fowler?
Although i must admit the Michael Jackson picture is the best.

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Viz

I'm not sure if i have gave this site a mention on here but here goes. Viz With all the old favourites such as TopTips, Letterbocks and lot's of crude games.


NSFW.Or children.


Just big children like me!

Toon news

1 - Kluivert warning for Magpies


2 - Saints and Fulham to join fight for Mido


3 - iSpeed is set for Magpies farewell


4 - Liverpool linked with Toon defender


5 - Newcastle facing 6m loss on Viana


6 - United need to invest
And a Shay Given wallpaper for you're PC.Click for biggery.
Don't forget that you can click the post date above for a "On this day"

Making Fiends- Episode 10

The latest episode of making fiends is now available here....Making Fiends- Episode 10

ic Newcastle - Extra police set to be drafted in

Extra police are to be drafted in to cover the Newcastle Gateshead Cup at the end of this month. At least 17000 fans from Glasgow Rangers are expected to visit Newcastle over that weekend. ic Newcastle - Extra police set to be drafted in
Let's hope there is no repeat of the trouble on previous visits to Tyneside by the Scottish football giants.

Free Stuff

Want a free periodical table poster then click here and wait 3 to 4 months.Probably.
Link courtesy of NewLinks. Go there, it's good.I promise.Probably

Toon news

1 - Speed committed to the Toon


2 - Brom eye Harper


3 - Newcastle United at war, who loses then?


4 - Pompey chimes ring out for Lua

Another Toon wallpaper.Click for biggery.

The Writings on the Stall

A site i featured last year has had a bit of an update. The Writings on the Stall
People submit funny stuff written in public toilets.
Possibly NSFW

Trampoline Tricks

A nice little game featuring lots of easy to do tricks.
Trampoline Tricks

More Toon news

James Beattie has set his heart on a move to Newcastle and HowayTheToon.com has some pictures of the lads in pre-season training..

Toon In Pre-Season: You'll Not See These Photos In The Papers...

Toon news

West Brom have reportedly met Newcastle's asking price for Lua-Lua

and the Nicky Butt deal hits the rocks

New test

Scientists can now tell if a cow has mad cow disease just by listening to the moo.

World Cup 1966 Video

A highlights video of the 1966 World Cup Final is available to download at SpySports.net. The site also has music videos and funny clips some of which are meant for adult viewing.So no kids, right.

Mum's toy gun raid

Local mum, Tracey Fenby 31, tried to hold up 2 post office's with a toy gun belonging to her 4 year old son who was waiting outside. ic Newcastle - Mum's toy gun raid

Fairly Freaky Animals

Lots of pictures of fairly freaky animals for you to gawp at. Fairly Freaky Animals

Toon News

1 - Boro join race to trap Speed


2 - Toon wont be held to ransom


3 - Keeper Tony Caig signs a new deal

 

Blogger problems

Apologies to all who keep getting "Page Not Found" rubbish. Blogger has'nt been working well for a week or so.Just keep hitting Refresh or Go in you're browser and if that does'nt work try CTRL+F5 together and you should see this page.Sorry.Hopefully they will sort it out soon.

Simply cock-a-hoop watching Wimbledon

Hen-Mania in County Durham!

Toon News

Plenty of Toon news today.I'm not sure how much is true though.




1 - United back on Kluivert trail


2 - Robson reveals upset over Georgios


3 - Smoggies take the masters


4 - Bradley Orr signs for Bristol City


5 - Butt in, Speed out?


6 - Toon's new Carr chase


7 - Dyer can go

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World Exclusive

A world exclusive interview (ahem!) with the new Toon star James Milner. Click here for a laugh.

Lego Videos

A couple of brilliant Lego video's for you're viewing pleasure. 2001:A Space Odyssey and probably the best Lego video i have ever seen Spiderman.Enjoy.
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Gone to the dogs

A greyhound called Shearer, partly owned by Craig Bellamy, has set a world record time in winning a race by 10 lengths at Brough Park in Newcastle. ic Newcastle - Record win is Shearer delight for Bellamy

New game in pictures

Rock, Paper, Saddam
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Sky games

Sky TV have announced which Toon games they are going to show in the first half of the season.Check the brilliant NUFC.com for full details.The site also has a rumour about the Great Unwashed (Sunderland) lining up a swoop for Chopra.

Toon News

A video montage of Alan Shearer goals is available from the excellent Alan Shearer -- www.shearerm4.fr.st and Milner signs for the Mags.The �3.6M deal was completed last night.
Dream come true says Milner

Painted rocks

This guy paints rocks that he finds on the beach and they look cool. One of a Kind Art gifts, Hand Painted Rocks by George Witham
Another link from the B3TA : NEWSLETTER.Subscribe now for a load of quality links in you're inbox every friday.

Dancing animal country

Fresh from the B3TA : NEWSLETTER comes this Flash cartoon dadsday as a slightly belated tribute to dads on Father's day.Brilliant.

Mark's NUFC Website

A cool Toon fansite i found had this gif on amongst others.
Mark's NUFC Website Enjoy

Toon News

1 - Extra Speed for Fulham


2 - The Toon loses Trabelsi battle to the Arse


3 - United squad taking shape

Divide emerges across the Tyne

"Squabbling councillors are threatening to wreck the Newcastle-Gateshead partnership which has been the catalyst for the rebirth of the North-East, it was warned last night.It emerged yesterday there has been no direct contact between the leaders of the two councils since the Liberal Democrats won Newcastle at last month's election."


ic Newcastle - Divide emerges across the Tyne

Toon Wallpaper

And another.Click for biggery 

More Toon wallpapers here

Milner close to United switch

Leeds youngster James Milner arrives on Tyneside today for a medical.A fee has been agreed with Leeds though personal terms have not yet been thrashed out. ic Newcastle - Milner close to United switch

Toon wallpaper

A God wallpaper for you all.Click for biggery. 
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More Toon wallpapers here