Saturday, August 15, 2009

To Whom It May Concern







My Dear Whom

Permit me to say that it goes without saying. My protestations shall not fall on deaf ears, as truth is my witness. To say that I bear a modicum of ill will with regard to the issues at hand would be a miscarriage of the integrity which I so reluctantly apply to my notable absence of bonhomie, and trust that you will respect my given right to bear this enmity with which I am so evidently endowed.

You have not heard the last of me. Please apologize at your earliest convenience.

Yours faithfully,

Cooper Green, Esq.



Torches and pitchforks provided by Cooper Green

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