A Warning.

Why you should not reverse polarities.Very funny.NSFCOW

Portsmouth 1 - 1 Newcastle.

Once again,Newcastle shoot themselves in the foot.A late equaliser costs us another 2 points.To add insult to injury Portsmouth's equaliser comes from LuaLua who is on loan from Newcastle.We loaned him out to Pompey last month and allowed him to play against us.Considering that most players loaned between Premier League clubs are not able to play against their employers,this being at the discretion of the club who loaned them out (Newcastle),this seems to have been a very bad move by Newcastle.
This is now our 6th draw in a row away from home and we cannot moan if anybody pips us to the coveted 4th spot in the league if we continue to throw points away.
Match report ESPNSoccernet.:Portsmouth 1-1 Newcastle .

Sigh!

Goodle News

Feeling down? could do with some good news? Well try here. Goodle news-where only good news makes the headlines.

Giant Crabs.

Giant super-Crabs brought into Russia in 1930's by Stalin have worked their way around the Norwegian coast and are heading for the rest of Europe.They are about 3 feet wide and weigh up to 25 pounds and are devouring everything in their path and overtaking fjords. Read more.

Students + Snow = Snowpeople

College students construct nine-foot snowman out of snow, wood and beer. Clicky here. With pic.

The Happy Poster Project.

This man wants you to help him spread happiness.Just print one of his cool pics and put it in your window and if you have the time he would like you to try put them in shops etc. The Happy Poster Project

Cactus And Son Part 2.

An extremely rude and offensive cartoon.But i liked it.I think i will have a look for part 1 in the morning.cactus and son episode two "yer mam!"

Feeling Old?

Those kind people at Microsoft may have the answer.

Brain Damage.

No,not the classic Pink Floyd track but what is happening to us without us even knowing.Brain Damaged?

Jesus In The Clouds.

Pictures of Jesus formed in the clouds.

JP Brown's Serious LEGO

One step up again in Lego models from previous posts.These ones actually do something as well as looking brilliant. Serious LEGO
The Picture is K9 that is single RCX, Vision Command enabled, dog that fetches a ball.How cool can you get?Can you tell that i still love Lego?

Matchstick Rockets.

How to make them with normal things you find around the home.Dont blame if you shoot the cat or whatever.You make these at your own risk.Have fun!

Fires AndExplosions.

4 short videos of the above from a site of accident investigators. Quicktime needed.

Snowball Fighting.

With all this lovely snow maybe we should do this. If this took off it would make a cool winter sport for the olympics.





I stuck a few new links under local photo's and local media on the left.These will probably only interest Geordies rather than most.There is lots of old pictures of Newcastle and everything local including our haunt Jesmond Dene.





Please send me your cool links and i will credit you or give a link to your site on here.I only ask that they are interesting one way or another.

Norwegian Fallout 3.

Most Newcastle players would not go to show their thanks to the fans for attending last night.It has been common practice to do so for a number of years.Even though a lot of fans came from inside Norway some of them had to travel for up to 10 hours to get there.An appreciation of their travelling fans is a small price to pay for our worship or is it stupidity in our devotion to the club.The excellent NUFC.com has more on the subject under the heading "poetic justice".Once again,Newcastle United continue to shoot themselves in the feet.Another PR disaster,seems the normality these days at NUFC.

Norwegian Fallout 2

A section of toon fans are unhappy with Bobby Robson after last night's game.ic Newcastle - You let us down

Norwegian Fallout 1

Newcastle United,on their journey home from Norway,were hit with a flight scare.Having to land in Manchester some 7 hours later.ic Newcastle - United air drama

An Ant Is A German's Best Friend.

Well,someone has to be,dont theySee here

Ear Piercing...

can cause ears to dissolve.Clicky here.

Lucky The Two-Legged Dog

Lucky!!!!!! WTF is lucky about being a two legged Dog? See here. With video.

St James' Park.

St. James' Park in 360 degree stylee.The only problem i have with this is it is outside not inside the hallowed temple. See here. That is if you can stomach any more NUFC after last night.

Valarenga v Newcastle.

What a shambles this result and performance was.The BEEB descrbed Valarenga as "tricky".Tricky my arse.
How many 1-1 draws are Newcastle going to have this season.Any more and we will throw what's away left of our season,short of winning the UEFA cup there is nout left anyway.
As usual nufc.com tells it like it is,a shambles.

While i'm on the rant,what about channel 5's coverage last night? John Barnes,Ray Clemence and Kenny Dalglish are the 3 worst TV frontmen i have ever had the misfortune to see and listen to.Sack them now before you have no viewers left.

The Cyborg Name Generator

What's your Cyborg Name? Here's Mine The Cyborg Name Generator: ILUVNUFC

How To...

hypnotise a man. See here. NSFCOW=NotSuitableForChildrenOrWork.

Tyneside Life and Times Galleries Page

Does what it says on the tin.Sometime soon this site will be much bigger.This is a taste of what is to come.

More Lego.

Death through the ages lovingly recreated in Lego

Logo Cemetary.

Just where do old logo's go when they die? To the Logo Graveyard of course.Silly you.
The graveyard contains the old Robinson's Golly now deemed politically incorrect and many others.

Railroad Tycoon 3 - Game

This is a brill simple little game,very addictive,where you have to lay bits of tracks to get the train to the station without crashing.The only prob is the train starts after a few seconds and it is chasing the track as you lay it. Railroad Tycoon 3 - Game

Star Wars Lego.

I featured a site a while ago with Star Wars models but this site goes one better with Star Wars Scenes.This is an excellent site as it contains my 2 favourite toys.Most of my lego ended up in the hoover when i was a kid.I wonder if i have enough lego left now to try one of these.FBTB Customs

Rate My Poo.com

The current internet trend of rate my (bird,bloke,pussy etc) sites has took a step for the worse with Rate My Poo.

This is disgusting,but hugely funny.You have been warned. NSFW.

AgainstTheMedia.com

Linkin Park and Less Than Jake music vids available at www.AgainstTheMedia.com

For Rubberneckers.

Go on, fill your boots with lots of car crash pics.

Lower Than S%&t.

Before Saturday's kick-off in the Cardiff/Scumderland game a minute's silence was held in memory of John Charles, one of the finest players this island has produced, who died earlier that day after a long illness.Of course the Mackem fans present chose to hurl abuse at all and sundry during this minute showing the nation what we already know,that they are lower than s%&t.These are the same Scumberland fans who managed to keep their ignorant rantings silent during a silence for Bob Stokoe last week on their own patch,The Stadium Of Sh&*e. ic Wales-City silence rival's shameful fans
Inevitably these actions worked against the team who faced a long trip back to the north-east with a 4-0 thrashing."I looked over at their fans and thought to myself, 'We're gonna really turn you lot over.' "We were going to try our best to beat Sunderland anyway, but what happened during that minute's silence really spurred us on. It made going for Sunderland so much easier." said Cardiff striker Peter Thorne.
I say north-east with some regret as people around the world may associate the Mackem Scum with us,being from the north-east.But to us they are just "The Great Unwashed" and play no part in our north-east.A few years ago,maybe 10 or more,our postcode changed from "Newcastle-Upon-Tyne" to "Tyne And Wear"

(Wear being Sunderlands river) which i still refuse to use.I still write my address as Newcastle-Upon-Tyne and i always will and so will Iluvnufc2 when he grows up.It's petty,i know,but it shall always be that way for the above and many more reasons which i cant be bothered to explain yet.Though i may some day.

Local Pictures.

Here is a nice pic of the Tyne Bridge without the clutter of the Millenium Bridge.Its about time i put the Tyne Bridge on my site as i love it.The Millenium bridge still has'nt grown on me yet,its still a bit of a bit of a monstrosity.But anyway,i found some good sites with plenty of local photos.Here's one and here is another.

Mrs. Miller's Greatest Hits

The site says "I've spent a lot of time contemplating the mystery of Mrs. Elva Miller from Claremont, California. I have to conclude that her recording career is one of the cruelest practical jokes ever devised by the record industry."Read more and listen.
This site is the funniest thing i have heard on the net for ages.I couldnt stop laughing when i heard the songs.You will need Real player to hear this and if you get it from here it will be the BBC spyware free version.
Thanks to mmChronic from newlinks.blogspot.com for this link.

Our Future King..

was on the hoy in the Bigg Market last night.That is my guess as to why his nose looks like this.

Dumb Cop.

Stupid cop decides child victim is lying before even beginning the interview - later video proof backs up the child's story but attacker was never caught.With video of police interview.See here.

More Hair And Bigger penis.

Researchers grow mice with more hair and larger penis.See here.
Men already forming a 2 mile queue at the door for an injection.

Celebrity Cemetery.

See the graves of the rich and famous here.This is an American site so a lot of the names will not mean much to the average Brit.The list includes the likes of Sid Vicious,Kojak(ask your rints(parents)),Pelvis and Marilyn Monroe.

Six-Year Old Girl Joins Mensa.

Iluvnufc2 has got some learning to do.See here.

Deutsch Please, We're German.

Mitsubishi ad "Drive Alive" is mistranslated in Germany as "try surviving a drive in our car". See here.

Woman Flees Marriage Proposal At NBA Game.

If you're planning to propose marriage in front of a packed stadium, it is important to make sure she actually likes you. (With painful video).See here.

Eye Ring

After 25 years your glass eye needs replaced,what do you do with it? Turn it into a ring..,of course.

Catch Of The Day.

Fishermen catch an M-81 rocket-propelled grenade.See here.

Jackass Speak And Swear Keyboard.

This is really funny.NSFC.

Fire Escape.

The observant among you may have noticed the appearance of a green fire escape sign on the left,above the links.This is in case you are reading this at work and your boss comes into your workspace you can click the fire escape to escape to a suitable site.



If anyone has any links please send them to me at the address on the left.They can be interesting,funny,topical or whatever as long as it is interesting.

Rude Girlfriend - That B!tch Is Crazy!

RudeGirlfriend allows you to finally warn the world about that special someone that broke your heart, killed your dog and slept with your best friend. Consider RudeGirlfriend your public support group see here.
And in the spirit of fair play here is rudeboyfriend.com.

Beat Up Your PC.

If you're computer is anything like mine you will feel like doing this occasionally.Clicky here

Computer=Supreme Being.

Chess computers are on track to overtake humans by next year.Scary.

6 Easy Points.

Thank god for the smoggies.I dont know what we would do for 6 points every season if they went down.See here.

$40 Million Raphael 'A Fake'

Just thought i'd would let you know what happens with your Lottery money,The British National Gallery has bought a painting for £22M which turned out to be a fake.See here.

YODA KITTY.

Just when you thought you had seen every kind of kitten on the Inter-Web here's a new one.B3TA:FEATURES:YODA KITTY

Top Trumps - Nasty Fags

The new health warnings on tab packets have been turned into Top Trumps - Nasty Fags
This is brilliant,i'm gonna print them off and add them to my collection.I own around 25 packs of TT,some of them are from the 70's.A top quality game.

Team News And Stats;Newcastle v Middlesbrough.

Team news and stuff from tomorrows Tyne-Tees derby.Here and here.

Hard Times.

Wacko Jacko impersonators are having a hard time trying to find work.Is that a surprise?

Old Pound Notes.

Remember the old green pound notes?Clicky here.

Piranha Fished From Thames,

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water; a ferocious, carnivorous South American Piranha has been fished from the River Thames.See here.

Li'l G n'R.

It'a kids tribute band to Guns And Roses.Li'l G n'R

Curry Flavour KitKat.

A range of new flavour KitKats are coming your way soon.

Heaven Or Hell.

Are you going to heaven or hell.Take

this simple test to find out.Im not telling anybody my score all i will say is i'm going to hell

The Smoking Gun: Arresting Images

Check out these mugshots of the rich and famous when they have had brushes with the law.From the excellent the smoking gun.com

Germans Having A Debate On Uncontrolled Speeding On Autobahns.

A lad i know has just bought himself a new BMW and he said he wanted to go to Germany to experience the autobahns.He had better hurry.See here.

Confessions

This is a site i featured months ago.But it's worth another visit.People post their confessions online,i suppose it must help them get over them,give them closure or whatever,but it is damned funny.group hug // confessions.NSFC.
I added some new linkage on the left with some horror/gore links,again NSFC=NotSuitableFor Children.

Guess The Dictator Or Sit-Com Character

The idea is that you pretend to be one of the above then answer a series of yes or no questions and it will work out who you are.I pretended to be Homer Simpson and it got me.Clicky here.

Disney Buys Jim Henson's Muppets and Bear.

I wonder if that means it will be back on TV.Clicky here.

God.

This is a picture of my all-time hero AKA god.I dont care if it is blasph...blasphemi....insulting to the other god.

Irishwoman Lived With Sister's Corpse.

And she slept with it too.Occasionally.

Create A South Park Character.

You can have lots of fun designing your own SP dude here.