Best Download Ever.

Click here for the best download on the Inter-web.Ever.

Thanks to Dogs@New Links for a quality link.






Speaking of New Links,another site i post on,there is a "NewLinks night out" on Friday and you are all welcome,if you can handle us bickering all night.That includes you Mr. SpaceHardware.Check the banner at the top of NewLinks for more.

Toon Corner

nufc.com has posted the match report from Sunday at Bolton.










Here are the views of some Newcastle fans of the aforementioned game.






Newcastle have been linked with a summer swoop for Manchester City's England new-boy Shaun Wright-Phillips.






Jermaine Jenas is confident his week away with the England squad will help rejuvenate his club form ahead of a vital run-in to the season.We certainly hope so!!




Bobby Robson has admitted having cause for concern over Lee Bowyer's form and fitness.




Ahead of Johnathan Woodgate's England return tonight,Sven says he's not sure who should partner Sol campbell at centre back in Euro 2004,John Terry or Johnathan Woodgate. See here. If he is fit then Woodgate is better than any defender that England have at their disposal.Cheeky twunt.

New X-Ray Scanner

Here's the lowdown on the new scanner making the news.BBC NEWS

Football Goals

Here is a site that has all the goals from all games (not just Newcastle) from the Premier League and FA Cup this season and other cups too.The only dead links are 2 of our best performances this season,at Fulham and home to Spurs.Enjoy

Kezman Slams The Toon

With a couple of days to go until our clash with PSV,their top scorer has had a go at the Toon. Clicky here.
In other Toon news The-Mags need a match reporter and a new date has been set for the Arsenal game.

Man With 70 Goats In House

A man was discovered by officials with 70 Goats in a house covered with hay and Goat Poo! Clicky here.

Albino Shark

An Albino Shark was caught in a river mouth north of sydney the other day.Clicky here.
With picture

Peoples Game.

Loads and loads of classic football videos are here. Just about all of the classic moments are here,i'm hard pushed to think of any good ones not here.Apart from a FA cup goal by Hereford,Thankfully.

Tintin Is 75 Today

Tintin is 75 years old today and he does'nt look a day older than 15,did he ever?
The BBC has some Pictures and The National Maritime Musuem has some stuff about it and some games..Tintin was one of my favourite books as a child and Asterix of course.

Please Help!

The observant regular visitors to this site will have noticed some changes to my sidebar recently but i've come to a bit of a halt because i can't find a "Newcastle" animated gif (not Newcastle United) for my local photo's section.If anyone knows of one please send me the link or even better if anyone can make a one of the Tyne bridge or something relative to Newcastle please do,all i ask is that you keep the file size under 10k.Your help will be appreciated and i will give you/your site a mention on this fast growing site.

This Weeks Fool.

A drug-addict burglar from Gateshead was tracked down by footprints he left in the snow,he was found hiding in a cupboard. Clicky here
Warning:Drugs make you stupid,kids.

China To Ban Walking In Cities

The cities of China are gridlocked with pedestrians so their answer was to ban walking in cities and insist on them running.The only people who don't have to comply with the law, which carries a stiff fine and possible jail time for repeat offenders, are senior citizens, who have been told it will be permissible for them "to walk as fast as they can" or "just jog" if they're too weak and debilitated to sprint when venturing into major metropolitan areas.



Clicky here

Great News For Boys.

The next time your Mother,Granny or Missus tells you to stop picking your nose and eating it tell them your are doing it for a good reason,you are boosting your own immune system.Yay! Clicky here
So thats why mmChronic@New Links is a lot healthier than me because when we were little he used to eat his and i used to enjoy wiping mine on things.Lesson learned!

Green Day:New Album

According to rollingstone.com Green Day Are working on a new album right now. RollingStone.com: News: Green Day Cranking Out Songs

Poor Monkey

Here is a cartoon warning of the dangers of skateboarding,its quite good. Poor monkey

Bolton 1, Newcastle 0

Another defeat for Newcastle on the road.No win in 10 away games now and Bobby says we must win our last 4 home games to qualify for the Champions league.He is probably right cos Liverpool seem to not want that 4th place either.Luckily for us Liverpool throw away points when we do.On current form neither us nor Liverpool would seem to be a suitable entrant into the Champions league the same goes for Charlton or Birmingham.Match report here.
in other Toon news Gary Speed takes on the job of coahing Wales under 21's.More on the bellamy story here

Toon Corner.

United travel to Bolton tomorrow with Keiron Dyer are only major injury doubt.Check with NUFC.com for the latest team news.






Bolton boss Sam Allardyce reckons Shearer is the best.




Titus bramble heaps praise on our brilliant goalkeeper Shay Given who just seems to get better every year.Surely Given is the best goalkeeper in the Premier League






Steven Caldwell has become the second Toon player to snub Sunderland lately.

Pictures

A strange name for a site full of video clips but the site is excellent.Loads of high quality video clips including 27 clips from the film "Faces of Death."
Warning:Disturbing videos. Clicky here.

WTF? Video Clips

The finest selection on the Internet it says and i find it hard to disagree.WTF?
Warning:Lots of adult content

Follow Up

On Wednesday i brought you the story of Michael Jackson wanting his stuff back.Here is a Photo Gallery of that stuff.The site also has the latest on his court case.Thanks to mmChronic@New Links for the link.

Teenager Cut Head Off Corpse

A teenager accused of violating a tomb in an Edinburgh graveyard cut the head from a corpse, the High Court in Edinburgh heard. More

Another Hatful

Once again Newcastle hit a hatful of goals in Europe.Last night's 3-0 win(God 2 Bellamy 1) made it 7-1 on aggregate,and once again Newcastle court controversy.From the Bellamy incident to laurent Robert argument with Bobby when he was brought off there is never a dull moment supporting the Toon.We now face Bobby Robson's old club PSV Eindhoven in the quarter finals.
Oh and by the way,Liverpool got knocked out last night.Yay! Times Online-Match report

In other Toon news First team coach John Carver has pleaded guilty to his FA misconduct charge and Everton forwards Duncan Ferguson and Wayne Rooney will miss the Toffees’ trip to St James’ Park on April 3 because of suspension.

Welcome to TV Turnoff Network

The site says "TV-Turnoff Network is a national nonprofit organization that encourages children and adults to watch much less television in order to promote healthier lives and communities" and presumably it gives you more time to spend on your PC,methinks Clicky here

Unecessary Call-outs

Trivial reasons for dialling 999 in the uk. Clicky here.
Note:Does'nt the doctor at the bottom of the page look like Ade Edmondson.

How Microsoft's Fine Would Be Spent

Following yesterday's record fine for Microsoft here is what the money will be spent on.A Portion will be spent on..yes you guessed it computers and software... Microsoft software.

Latest Loon Story

This one is from the UK too.A cyclist splashed when a car drove past waged a one-man war against motorists slashing the tyres of 548 cars. BBC NEWS

Oops!

A train driver in London overshot a stop signal by a MILE — because he was chatting on his mobile phone. See here

Toon Corner.

Newcastle travelled to Spain yesterday without the injured Dyer,Hughes and Bridges.Check NUFC.com for the latest team news.
Newcastle's failure to progress in the Champions League this season resulted in a sharp drop in profits and turnover in the first half of their financial year, the club has announced.


Birmingham fans can relax for a while as Bobby Robson signs his new deal stops them worrying about losing Steve Bruce to the toon?????? Clicky here Can i just say at this point,i would'nt fancy having him here anyway.
Latest transfer rumours here and here.

What muppet Are You?

You are Statler or Waldorf.

You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.




ALSO KNOWN AS:

Those two old guys in the box.


SPECIAL TALENTS:

Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous




QUOTE:

"Get off the stage, you bum!"




LAST BOOKS READ:

"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"




NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:

Their pacemakers.




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What Muppet Are You?

You are Kermit the Frog.


You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
have a habit of waving your arms about
maniacally.




FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:

"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
"Sheesh!"


FAVORITE MOVIE:

"How Green Was My Mother"




LAST BOOK READ:

"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
Internet"




HOBBIES:

Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.




QUOTE:

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Yahoo! News - Muppets Bringing Peace to the Middle East

Elmo, Cookie Monster and their "Sesame Street" buddies are on a mission to promote peace and tolerance in the Middle East.

Yahoo! News - Muppets Bringing Peace to the Middle East

Naughty Craig.Again

Newcastle say they will not take any action against striker Craig Bellamy after the striker was involved in a bust-up with coach John Carver. BBC SPORT
In other Toon news,ahead of tomorrows game in Spain Bobby Robson plays down his defensive woes and our opponents are in Real turmoil

Michael Jackson Wants His Stuff Back

Michael Jackson finds a new way to pay for his solicitors fees by suing sellers of his stuff. Clicky here. from the brilliant The Smoking Gun: Archive

Singing Dingo.

An Australian dog who sings, dances and plays the piano has been voted the country's top trivia item.







BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Singing dingo wins trivia award

Warning!

Proposed EU regulation would require amongst other things signs that warns mountain climbers that mountains are high. BBC NEWS

Doh!

5-Year-Old Caught Sprinkling Pot On Friend's Lunch

Clicky here.

Monsters Of The Deep

A ship trawled down 2K in the Tasman Sea and found over 100 new species. What lies beneath With ugly pictures.

"Dumptruck"

This is a short video of a toddler attempting to say "Dumptruck".This is extremely rude,you have been warned.I dont know if the kid had heard the term before or whether it was pure coincidence.

Thanks to mmChronic@New Links for this one.

Changes.

Yet more subtle changes to the design and i added a Bootleg Links section in the sidebar.

Bit Of Wood

Today's wacky item on eBay is a bit of wood and it can be yours if you bid more than 10p.

The Exorcist in 30 Seconds

A great cartoon - The Exorcist in 30 seconds with bunnies.

Ali G Interviews...

Here is the classic Beckham/Posh interview on the Ali G show,watching Posh squirm is class.(15 mins on a 56k modem)

Match reports v Charlton Athletic (h)

The full match report is now up on the excellent nufc.com

Newcastle History

A brief history of Newcastle Upon Tyne is here - Newcastle History

Craig Bellamy Interview

Craig Bellamy "answers your questions" from Saturday's Pink.If you are not from Newcastle,The Pink is a local football results paper published after the games on Saturday.ic Newcastle - A privilege to play for Toon
And yes he was asked about the new "haircut"

Schoolgirl Hooks Shark

A 16 year old girl hooked a 4.4m shark when out fishing with her family. Clicky Here. With picture.

:: Blink 182 Bootlegs ::

Loads of Blink 182 bootlegs are available here - :: Blink 182 Bootlegs ::

If you came here from a search engine looking for music videos or bootlegs then check this post from June 10th with over 40 links to video sites Music Videos to download

Emma Bunton

Click here to read the former Spice Girl's website.It is packed with.....nothing.

Tails in Humans

Yes you read it right. These are rare photos of humans born with vestigial tails.Thats a tail to you and me.

Official Website of The Geordie Dancer

The home site of the "Geordie Dancer" who rose to national fame on TV's Soccer AM. The site is now dead but some of it has been archived here Hello and welcome to the official site of the Geordie Dancer.

You can see a few videos of him performing on YouTube.
YouTube - Geordie Dancer. Soccer AM clip.
YouTube - The Geordie Dancer
YouTube - Geordie Dancer in the City Vaults pub in the Bigg Market before a game.
YouTube - Geordie Dancer oioi exclusive
YouTube - Geordie Dancer
YouTube - Geordie Dancer with Blonde Girl
YouTube - Geordie Dancer

GMTV - See the Geordie dancer strut his stuff in a Newcastle shopping centre.

Newcastle United Gifs

Lots of cool GIFs for your website of the toon and other football GIFs are here - Newcastle United Gifs Animations
Look at the Toon Player links to see them in action.

Sir Bobby's Contract

It seems Sir Bobby Robson's one year rolling contract is no more.A new deal has been signed and he will leave when God leaves at the end of next season.ic Newcastle

'Sex-Change' Vicar Quits

A Northumberland vicar of 10 years has quit his parish post to undergo a sex-change operation.

Married father-of-two Mark Savage, 48, has told friends and family to call him Helen.

BBC NEWS | England | Tyne |

PeteTownshend Arrest

A BBC documentary to be broadcast on Tuesday will show Who star Pete Townshend being questioned by police following his arrest for viewing child pornography in January 2003. BBC NEWS

Lumberjacks Competition.

Lumberjacks in Canada had a competition in "old-time logging techniques" Clicky here for more.


No mention of wearing high heels,suspendies and a bra.The Lumberjack Song.MP3


MP3 from humor.about.com

USB Gadgets

You could use your USB ports for printers,scanners and webcams etc.Or you could use them for things like these

FOUND Magazine

This is a site linked to the magazine where people send in stuff they have found. foundmagazine.com I liked the "find of the week" section including a note that was stuck on a police car that was illegally parked.

icNewcastle Ex-pats Club

The makers of the Evening Chronicle have a site specifically for Ex-pats.You can search for and contact other Ex-pats here. You can also download some wallpapers of Newcastle's finest scenes for your desktop.

Ladies Going Loopy 2

WILD Courtney Love stunned TV audiences by flashing her boobs on chat king David Letterman’s show in New York.Hours later she was arrested at a trendy nightspot for knocking out a clubber with a mike stand she hurled into the audience.See here With picture.NSFW

Toddler Wins Family $100,000

A 21-month-old toddler, who lives in Brewster, N.Y., recently dismantled his family's TV remote control console to reveal a tiny Duracell battery worth $100,000.Clicky here for more.

Modern Drunkard

40 things every drunkard should do before he dies.I have accomplished about 15 of these tasks before i was 20 years old.

Newcastle 3 Charlton 1

Newcastle kept up their good run of results at St. James Park with a win over Charlton.The first half performance was faultless and we survived by the width of the post (twice) in the second half when Charlton upped their game for 10-15 minutes. Match report here.
Another 2 goals for God puts him on 19 league goals for the season,2 behind Terry Henry.After the game God confirmed he will be retiring at the end of next season.He could give us 10 years notice to quit and we still would never find a replacement.He is irreplaceable.There are a few strikers in the world who could do his job,but would they come to Newcastle for any amount of money?

Toon News

1 Jonathan Woodgate has conceded he will have to play through pain if he wants to aid his side's run-in this season.


2 Shola Ameobi is on standby to replace Craig Bellamy tomorrow who is rated 50/50


3 Ipswich want the transfer listed Robbie Elliot on loan.


4 Sunderland have confirmed their interest in signing Michael Chopra-who has however, said he doesn't want to move to his clubs biggest rivals.


5 First-team coach John Carver has been sent a video of the game with Birmingham City at St Andrews at the end of January and asked him to comment on his actions.


6 Bobby Robson speaks about tomorrows game and has a message for the fans.

Smiley Lore :-)

The history of the smiley(emoticon) is here. Smiley Lore :-)

Scandalizer.

Seen as how the press has'nt had any juicy scandals lately.How about creating your own with government ministers,donkeys and a big bed.

Cool Game

Fresh from todays B3TA:NEWSLETTER:ISSUE 127 comes this game where you have to shoot the nuns before they land and take over the world.

Oops

Bush campaign sells $49.95 pullovers made in Burma. Only problem is that Bush banned imports from Burma due to human rights violations.See here for more. Thanks to the excellent FARK.com for that link.

Mouth Shaped Urinals

Virgin urinals,sorry Virgin Airlines have installed urinals shaped like a wide-open woman's mouth.Clicky here

Young Man Marries Own Grandmother

A 25 year old Indian Man has married his 80 year old Grandmother in a "traditional Hindu ceremony".If that is traditional i'm glad that i am not a Hindu. See here

handicappedpets.com

Does what it says on the tin.The site says"Sometimes, there are alternatives to putting down an injured or elderly animal. This site is about our best friends and some of those alternatives. Join the thousands of people caring for their elderly and handicapped pets."Me,i just love the pictures of the Dog carts.



Dog Cat and Handicapped Pet Care Products Services Support and Classifieds for handicapped elderly and disabled dogs and cats and families

Follow Up.

Last week i brought you the story of the Coca-Cola bottled tap water scandal.Well now Coca-Cola Co said today it had recalled its entire Dasani range of bottled water from the British market after levels of bromate, a potentially harmful chemical, were found to exceed legal standards.I wonder if Freddy sheppard and co run coke too as they share the same talent for shooting themselves in the feet. Clicky here

Comments

I signed up at HaloScan.com for a great free comments service.Feel free to post your comments.

Kylie's Going Loopy

Kylie Minogue claims rocker Michael Hutchence still communicates with her — from beyond the grave.

The pint-sized singer says the INXS star returned from the dead to say “hello” to her. Clicky here for more

Newcastle's New Kit?

If you are here from Google looking for the latest kit, season 2007-08, click here Newcastle United's New Kit


This is rumoured to be the new away shirt for Newcastle next season, I say rumoured because it is yet to be confirmed. It does look very familiar though. Its almost an exact replica of our old NTL shirt a couple of years back with some new breathy technology bits under the arms.

Thanks to NUFC.com for the picture.

Yawning Animals

Yes that's right,Yawning Animals. Lots of pictures of yawning animals.Strange.

New Scientist: The Last Word

Why s%&t smells? There is a reason,honestly. See here

W.T.F.

A head teacher in Chippenham,Wiltshire has banned full size footballs in the playground in case somebody gets hurt!!!! Clicky here.

Yeti Sports 3

Yet another smack the penguin game. This one you swing round and let go and smash him off the walls trying to get as high as possible.

Buffy's Swearing Keyboard

Old but gold from B3ta.com

NSFW.

Toon News

It's rumoured that Sunderland want England U20 international Michael Chopra, who has just returned from a loan spell at Nottingham Forest.
Midfielder Brian Kerr has signed for Coventry on loan for the rest of the season.
Newcastle have made enquiries about signing the Manyoo midfielder Nicky Butt.


Craig Bellamy and Titus Bramble are both injury doubts,along with Kieron Dyer,for Saturday's St James' Park showdown with Charlton.
Italian legend Franco Baresi said he would love the chance to manage the Toon.

World's Smallest Hard Drive

Following on from last weeks link about the biggest hard drive here is the world's smallest measuring 1.8 inches with a 4 gig capacity.

Jesus Christ !

A man proved crucifixion is far from ideal as a means to commit suicide. Clicky here.

Star Trek.

40 years since the Enterprise's inception, some of its science fiction gadgets are part of everyday life. Clicky here for more details.

That's it.I am off to do some wallpapering.No more Inter-Web fun for me today.

If you have any interesting or funny links send them to me at the address at the top of the links section and i will give you/your site a mention on here.Go on,i'm getting lazy.

The Register.

The EC is to spend 50 million Euros in an attempt to clean up the internet.In other news i found a Euro sign on my keyboard but i cant get it to work.See here.

Wacko Again.

The latest in a long line of Michael jackson stories.Someone was given a script of a film in which Wacko morphed into a car and was then

ridden by a little boy.

I'm thinking of changing the name of this site "Look At Wacko Jacko".What do you think?

Sordid Lego.

A former master builder (in Lego) who recently left his job has claimed "master builders" make a sport of putting risque scenes into G-rated landscapes in Legoland.

Clicky here.

Swear Words

Lots of stars are asked for their favourite swear words.This was intended for cinema release only.I love the Inter-Web. Clicky here.

Obviously NSFW as if you need to be told.

Metric Martyr Dies

Remember the Mackem who fought a 3 year legal case to allow him to sell his fruit and veg in pounds and ounces and lost.Well he died today. I know i said no more misery today but who's sad?

The Life Of Yaks

That last report was all the misery im flogging today.Time for some good old flash fun. thelifeofyaks

Tottenham v Newcastle.

Once again Newcastle come away from the capital empty-handed thanks to another late goal.By all accounts we played quite well but you can't win if you dont score.BBC - Tyne Sport - Tottenham v Newcastle.It seems newcastle were unlucky not to get a first half penalty but im not going to moan about that,i will leave that to Bobby Robson.

In other toon related news we are again being linked with some decent players here and here.

Top Tips

Are you a student or a bachelor? then this site could be for you.It features a great top tips section about how to get free stuff and scams and the like.

Julia Roberts In Drugs Rap.

Not that Julia Roberts but a 96 year old from Kings Mountain in North Carolina,US.It's not her first bust either,this is the third on her mobile home she shares with her son Harold Roberts for Crack-Cocaine.See here..

Harry Roberts? Where have i heard that name before?

Birthday Records

Number 1 records on Mrs iluvnufc's birthday:



The Number 1 single was:

Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting"







The Number 1 album was:

Mike Oldfield - "Hergest Ridge"



Iluvnufc junior:



The Number 1 single was:

Sonique - "It Feels So Good"







The Number 1 album was:

Tom Jones - "Reload"

Britney In Suicide Scandal.

The video for her next song,Everywhere,was to feature Britney taking an overdose of pills and slipping under the bath water.Unsurprisingly she backed down and removed the clip. See here.

Edit : Better link.

Museum Plans Dead Body Exhibit

The British Science Museum plans to exhibit a decomposing Human body displayed in a glass box.The planned attraction in an adults-only part of the London museum would be intended to prompt debate and tackle taboos about death. Clicky here for more.

Follow Up : 400 gig HD.

I received this link from Bungers@NewLinks showing me how to use the extra room on a few of these new 400gig hard drives i featured the other day.

Tottenham v Newcastle.

Team news and stats on today's game are here.

Hippy Tony is...

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I have added a couple of new links in "PC Stuff" on the left.Tucows,a site with lots of useful downloads all free and Doom9 which has lots of great tools if you are into ripping videos,DVD's etc.Enjoy.

Match reports - Real Mallorca (h)

nufc.com have posted the full match report.

School burglar Apologises...

By writing on the blackboard in chalk. See here.

Your Computer Is Dirtier Than A Toilet.

You best stay away from my PC as i often live at it and ive just had a virus. Clicky here.

Alex Gets A Pacemaker

Man United have today revealed that Alex Ferguson had a pacemaker fitted last week.
I thought something was up the other night when they got knocked out of the Champions League and he did'nt look his usual angry self.He was way too calm about the defeat especially considering scholes's "offside" goal which never was offside.

I think it may be a suitable time to raise the old joke about a 3-pin plug and Man United and what they have in common.Just tell yourself the joke we all know it.Old gold.

Date Engine - everyHit.com

Find out what the number 1 album and single were when you were born.See here.

For the record mine were -
The Number 1 single was - Rod Stewart - "You Wear It Well"


The Number 1 album was - Various artist compilation (Arcade) - "20 Fantastic Hits"

A Canny Find.

A man unearthed a priceless hoard of 20,000 Roman coins as he dug a new fishpond in his back garden. BBC NEWS

400 gig Hard Drives.

Hitachi have developed a 400 yes 400 gig hard drive to cope with almost unlimited digital media.Mmmmm.Want one.Makes my new 55 gig PC seem pathetic.Clicky here.

Newcastle 4 Real Mallorca 1

After another shocking 45 minutes of football Newcastle managed to get it together in the second half and thrash Mallorca.At half time it looked to be the same old story,but there was major improvement in the second half,particularly from Laurent Robert who must have got a bollicking at half time as his first half distribution was nothing short of disgusting.
The game was constantly spoiled by the usual Spanish play acting and constant whinging and dirty cheating throughout,though i expected nothing less. The result goes a small way towards retribution for selling us "Ellen"(Elena Marcelino) a few years back.Clicky here for more.

Famous Locations.

The site is a database of famous film locations.Here is Newcastle and here is Sunderland.

New Scientist.

Generating power from Poo.

Extreme Videos.

Lots of extreme videos to be seen here Movies - eBaum's World and the rest of the site is quite impressive too.

Hippie Horrors.

A gallery of Hippie Horrors from the site Anti-Hippie Action League

Speaking Of The Toon.

Hope you like the few changes in site design.Thanks to Mrs Iluvnufc and mmChronic@New Links for their help.

NUFC.com

The brilliant nufc.com (my fave site ever) has just updated all it's football statistics.These are the most comprehensive set of stats i have ever seen and they make great reading particularly the attendence records through the years.Thus ending the debate with the great unwashed (Sunderland) about who is the better supported club etc.There is also sections on all time League record,Premiership record and attendances of all clubs not just Newcastle.Quality linkage. Clicky here

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Do the quiz,mail me your answer code and i will stick it on here.

Oops...

A Newcastle fan rushed out to book his flights for our UEFA cup tie in Spain and bought flights to Malaga instead of Mallorca.Doh!! ic Newcastle - Spanish sighs for Toon fan

Spear Spears.

Aim a spear at Britney.Harmless fun.

Weebl and Bob - awards

The latest from Weebl and Bob. Weebl and Bob - awards

Cool Game.

Here is a cool game where you have to....just play it and find out.It's very infuriating but good. CollegeMix.com.

When Bears Attack.

You have probably seen this on TV but its worth another look. eBaum's World Media Download -

PIF Films

Remember those old public information films sponsored by the government? Most of them are here Downloadable for your viewing pleasure,with scripts too.

Shearer Is God.

That ponce from Holland has had another go at Shearer.Read what Terry McDermott and Freddie Shepherd have to say on the subject.

Ian's Shoelace Site.

Still struggling to tie your laces? or just looking for a new way to do them.Then check this site out-Ian's Shoelace Site - Introduction

Rupert Murdoch vs. the BBC? I Believe In The BBC!

I beileve the BBC is a great British institution,for just under a tenner a month its an unbeatable service.Thanks to Rupert Murdoch and the people who read his trash eg The Sun people are now calling for the dismantling of our great public service.I can tell you life would be so much better without The Sun than The BEEB.The Sun remember was the paper that brought you the scandalous headlines about Scousers robbing the dead at Hillsborough.Need i say much more? I Believe In The BBC!
See the above link for people's opinions about the BEEB including this one-"Getting rid of the BBC would be a travesty on so many levels. I pay 40quid a month for SKY, and what do I end up watching? BBC Channels, BBC documentary on Discovery, BBC sitcoms on UK Gold. What do I listen to on the radio? lets see, Radio 4, Radio 2, Radio 1 and Five Live. Hmmmm - what did I listen to this morning to find out if the trains were running? BBC Radio Shropshire. Did my local GWR station have info? Unless it was between S Club and the commercials I didn't hear it. The BBC is there to inform, educate and entertain us, and I think it does a fantastic job. The licence costs just less than a tenner a month, A TENNER A MONTH! I spend more on bus fare, and what do I get for it? stinking buses full of rude, ignorant people, and that's just the drivers!"


Here is what the BEEB schedule may look like in 2 years

Penguin Game.

The history of the recent internet hit game and links to a few other versions of the game. 1978 Reinhold + Yeti

Wacko Video.

Remember the site i brought you the other day about the changes in Jacko's face in picture stylee? Well here it is in video stylee.626kb

Scooby And Shaggy Sandwich

Is this the biggest sandwich in the world? Probably not but it's big.A man in Lincoln,England bought a loaf of bread the other day and it had been sliced along the length as opposed to the usual way.9 pieces of 1 foot long bread=1 big sandwich.With lots of pics-b3ta.com

The HisTory Of Michael Jackson's Face

The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face is a very funny site which charts all the changes to his face throughout the years with lots of good pictures.Some of the pictures are scarier than the picture i use to post MJ stories on here.With each change there is also a pic of a lookalike which is brilliant.Thanks again to mmchronic@NewLinks for that.
I added a MJ related site to the funny links on the left,check that one too.

Funny Pictures

Lots of funny pics from a local contributor to b3ta.

Leicester Update.

A scandal would not be such without the involvement of the Toon.It seems 2 ex-Newcastle players are involved.There was probably good odds on that anyway as Leicester are our new Spurs(St. James Knackers yard)

Debbie From York Is...

You are Peppermint Patty!



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Debbie's site=Debbie's wonderful world of nothing!

Premier League Scandal Part 139

9 Leicester city players were today arrested in Spain on different charges including sexual assault.See here. The Scotsman.com have kindly dragged us up the full list of football-related scandals in recent years.I did'nt see any mention of Frank McAvennie in the article though.

Lego Yourself.

Make a Lego model of yourself at The Mini-Mizer at Reasonably Clever.com

Thanks to Lauren-My Niece-for this.You can see her site here Laurens stuff

Hippy Tony Is....

You are Pig Pen!



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Mallorca.

Newcastle drew Mallorca or Majorca as we Brits would say.If you are thinking of going, check this for a guide.

Bob the Ball Part 1.

A mad cartoon about a ball called Bob,nazi pirates,a homeless bum,ninja's,swearing,gore and a mad junkie amongst other things. Rail! Entertainment - Bob the Ball When it is finished do not click play again,wait 10-20 seconds and see a bonus bit too.NSFW.

Thanks again to mmChronic at New Links

Badmash.

The famous intro from The Simpsons is given an Indian makeover by a site called Badmash

More Newcastle.

Newcastle,once again,have made it into the top ten of the richest clubs thanks to the fans. ic Newcastle - Why United's crowd has a silver lining The very same fans who were treated to last nights tripe.

ic Newcastle - Newcastle United 3, Valerenga 1

Newcastle mange to squeak through to the 4th round of the EUFA cup with a poor performance against one of the weakest teams left in the cup.God only knows what will happen if we play like that in the next round against a seeded team.We will get 1 of 4 seeded teams-all good-in the next round Details of the possible draw here. Of the 4 teams we can draw 3 of them are Spanish,Barca,Valencia,Mallorca and Bordeaux(French).A tough draw ahead for the Toon army looks likely.

Cordone Drugs Shame.

Remember Daniel Cordone ? The former Toon "Striker" has tested positive for drugs,again.Both incidents are from after his time in Toon,June last year for Cannabis and an un-named drug 2 weeks ago.This probably explains his very laid back attitude (in front of goal) during his time here.Probably. Clicky here.

The Accidental Video Game Pron Archive.

Screen shots from games that look rude,including the above picture.NSFW.



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Mrs Iluvnufc Is...

You are Schroeder!



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Exploring Time Gallery Display

See the effects 69 years on a woman face.Watch her age from a young child to old lady in a few seconds.You will need Quicktime to see this.

Peanuts.

You are Rerun!



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Which peanuts character are you?I'm the one who nobody ever knew the name of....

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What A Con.

Coca-Cola have admitted tapwater is their source for the new bottled water they are selling.I wonder whether the BEEB have just exported "Only Fools And Horses" to the US,because a legendary episode of O.F.A.H. features Del Boy pulling a scam of the same nature with his "Peckham Spring",or whether Del was a Prophet? You Decide. -BBC News

Nursery Rhymes.

Bed-hopping royals, religious hatred, teenage sex, obesity warnings - tabloid headlines? No, Britain's favourite nursery rhymes.

Wacko Jacko Is Back.

Michael Jackson is back with a new website.It's a site full of propaganda for his upcoming trial,there is even a section on his legal team and annoying clicking navigation bars all over the site.The site says "The theme of this web site is called, "A New Beginning." I have become disturbed and troubled as a result of...read more here.

And no,they don't use this photo.This one is forever preserved on my HD and shall be repeatedly used whenever possible.

Tut Tut.

Seems it's true,a leopard really can't change his spots.Look here to see what Stanley Collymore has been up to.

Star Wars:Episode III-Pictures

Some pictures from the new Star Wars movie Episode III are here - Star Wars: Episode III Behind The Scenes - MovieWeb