News

Suspects Caught After Wreck Damages Vehicles And Garage

News

Allan Collins from Heaton in Newcastle was nearly beaten to death in a racially motivated attack - by a gang of Welsh thugs.



They turned on him after hearing his English accent in a Scottish restaurant.



ic Newcastle - Racists left me for dead

Big Brother

Some stuff about the BB contestant from Newcastle. My big sister is on Big Brother

UK Big Brother Links

Looking forward to the return of Big Brother tonight? Here is a site featuring loads of links about it.Enjoy :)

Sandcastles

With all this lovely weather and the school holidays coming up you will probably be off to the seaside. Here is an article on how to build the perfect sandcastle by scientists.

Wembley arch to be put in place

BBC NEWS-Wembley arch to be put in place

Dalai Lama honoured by Liverpool

BBC NEWS.
I wonder if the football club want him on their board too.

Toon News

A 7 minute highlight package of the season just gone is available at toongoals.tk in WMV format.Get it while you can.


In other news Andy Griffin has hailed Newcastle's fans for their support for him during his injury-jinxed time on Tyneside

and Bellamy has picked up another injury playing for Wales last night.

Game

Steady hand?
Turn you're speakers on.

Crazy Limos

Clicky here

Kristin Thomas Spam Poetry

"I write poetry using only the subject lines from the hundreds of pieces of SPAM I get every day."
Spam Poetry

News

4 girls were injured in an accident at Metroland

Toon news

1 - God has signed a 3 year contract with the BBC.


2 - Robbie Elliott says his career has stalled.


3 - Caldwell and the great unwashed.


4 - Shay says I'm staying in Toon.


5 - Magpies eye Neill.


6 - Viana latest.


7 - Mido set for Toon talks.

Futurama panoramas

Clicky here

Cartoon

The Double Yolker
From Bifurcated Rivets

Poo

Bird poops in Cyndi Lauper's mouth while singing.
Story is halfway down the page.

Tattoo Removal

One day you might get sick of it and want it removed

DIY toe surgery

Watch this man, in a series of images, fix his ingrown toenail. Clicky here
Warning: Do not watch if easily

distressed by scenes of toenail carnage.

Chris Sutton is a twunt

and he talks B0110ck5

Big Brother house shows ugly side

A peek in the newBig Brother house.

News

Millenium Bridge chosen for £1 coin design

Unfortunate 2

and check her name
TEE HEE :)

Toon news

1 - Mills eyes Tyne/Tees move


2 - Celtic in double Toon swoop


3 - Harper eyes loan deal


4 - Greek fullback joins shortlist


5 - Dyer rumours are nonsense

Unfortunate

Check this man's name.
HAHA :)

Game

The classic game breakout with a twist. Clicky here.

Banned album covers index

10 album covers you were never meant to see.

Wierd

Woman stabs brother over 'stinky socks'

Pictures

themakeupgallery: actresses in character and prosthetic makeup

Pictures

HARDCORE BODY BUILDING-Where men look like The Hulk and women look like....erm, men

Family wants answers.....

A Northern Ontario First Nations community says it wants a full investigation into how a hospital allegedly mailed the remains of a miscarried fetus back to the family in a cardboard box. Clicky here.

Cartoon

JengaJam.com >> And this is why Japanese people scare me.

Toon news

Michael Bridges is set to be next to leave the Toon, he could be on his way to Bolton, and it's goodbye to Brian Kerr. The Evening Chronicle think Robert should be next. As United continue to rake in mega bucks Fat Fred sets Toon transfer budget. We are rumoured to be interested in Tromso winger Morten Pedersen
Midfielder Hugo Viana has vowed to stay at St James' Park and prove he is good enough. We have already ripped up their pitch in a £500,000 move which will turn it into one of the best in the Premiership. Shay Given came up trumps in icNewcastle's, Newcastle United Player of the Year poll and Bobby Robson is to replace Big Ron as ITV's main co-commentator during the Euro 2004 championships in Portugal.






Finally, if reminiscing is your thing then here is a nice little Toon tale.

Cartoon

Bat in my mouth!

Classic American Idol

American Idol through the ages.
From milkandcookies.com

Griffin is on his way to Pompey

Andy Griffin has become the first player to leave St James' Park after signing a four-year contract with Portsmouth. Clicky here.
I know he had problems with injuries but i could'nt fault him in his time with the Toon.If some of our players put in half the effort of Griffin we would have done much better this season.Good luck Andy.

We love the Toon

Added a couple of new sites in the Toon links. The Brilliant toongoals.tk has lots of Toon videos to download and an unofficial Alan Shearer site with goals and other stuff to download.Class links for Toon fans. :)

Amnesty concern over Thai Reds bid

They may have pinched our Champions League place but i'm glad i'm not a Liverpool fan.Would you want ths character on you're board.He makes Fat Fred and Douglas Hall seem like saints. :)

Follow up

More on the recent Byker shooting.

Python's Jones Passionate About 'Life Of Brian's' Return

On the back of Mel Gibson's "The Passion" Monty Python are to re-release the Life Of Brian.Old news, i know but here is an interview with Terry Jones talking about the making of the film and in particular the performance of the late great Graham Chapman.

John Kerry is Gargamel

John Kerry is Gargamel

Bad Neighbour

Don't like you're neighbours? It could be worse.

Reach Out and Zap Someone

Build your own stun gun with a glove, some wire, and a disposable camera. TechTV | Dark Tip: Reach Out and Zap Someone

One for the ladies and gents

Looking for love? You could try one of these.

Liverpool 1 Newcastle Utd 1

Newcastle scraped into a UEFA Cup spot, finishing in 5th place, with another away draw at Liverpool.










In other toon news Big guns eye Woodgate, Freddy shepherd has arranged a high-powered summit with Sir Bobby Robson early next week and Bobby says-We'll still draw in the big names.

Paltrow gives birth to baby Apple

That is the story, apparently. It must be the new Hollywood fad having a baby but no nappies and sleepless nights. :) BBC NEWS |Paltrow gives birth to baby Apple
HAHAHA

Tony Blair vist

Tony Blair visited Hotspur School in Newcastle yesterday. ILuvNUFC Junior was in the nursery class that welcomed his arrival.As he is only 3 years old he did'nt really understand the hype around the visit of "The Important Man", but he was impressed with his Jaguar car. :) ic Newcastle

Brand new chapter for city library

A massive scheme to demolish and rebuild Newcastle's main city library was unveiled today. ic Newcastle

My hell over allegations

Kieron Dyer has spoken out for the first time at being falsely labelled a rapist.

ic Newcastle

How to repair a PC

Having problems with you're PC? Then see this

Cartoon, again

Just class!Clicky here.
Thanks to b3ta.com for all of tonights links.

Cartoon

Clowns and a dislike of Cats.Does it get any better? See here.

Welsh Racism

Racism is alive and well in Wales. Clicky here
SFW

Jesus action figures

Are you're children in need of some spiritual guidance? Then replace their Action Man and Star Wars action figures with these - JESUS CHRIST ACTION FIGURE TV COMMERCIAL :)
Thanks to New Links for the picture

Stupid Mackem

Motorist's revenge injured his friend

Chance buy leads to £100,000 lotto win

A mum has scooped a £100,000 scratch card jackpot at the same Tyneside kiosk that has already made two people millionaires. Clicky here

Safe house

Guess who is coming to the North-East.

Funny

Why you should not put your picture on the Inter-Web. :)

Southampton 3, Newcastle United 3

Newcastle are to miss out on the Champion's League and possibly the UEFA cup after another draw away from St. James. Here is God's, Gary Speed's, Shay Given's, Howay the Toon.com's and Bobby Robson's versions of last nights events.The game marked the debut of the Southampton goalie who had a brilliant game making a few good saves and denied God with a point-blank header.


In Saturday's game at Liverpool, who head for Europe's elite, we are forced into Last Chance Saloon, and we must go all out for a win, Bobby is ready to risk Dyer


In other Toon news Birminghan laugh off Bruce rumours, Viana wants to leave, Bowyer says he would like to keep his place in the middle, Newcastle bid for Mills and Smith and Dyer's fitness is key for Sven.


Sorry if it is a bit late im sure it was worth the wait.
Looking forward to your Victoria Tunnel report tomorrow, Bungers

Reemco - Valve Cap Removers

What a cool product.I would buy some.... if i had a car. Reemco - Valve Cap Removers (TM)

Puppy Love

A short video about what happens when puppy love goes wrong. Clicky here.
Suitable for work if your co-workers don't mind canine 53x.

Best Pictures of 2003

Thanks to Dogs@New Links for this one.Welcome back Dogs! Best Pictures of 2003
Some cool pictures.

If you want

to tow a boat then don't use a helicopter

Play Monkey Trouble

This is an extremely addictive puzzle game.Play it now.

Britney's subliminal message

Following in the footsteps of Pink Floyd and the Beatles, Britney Spears added a suggestive subliminal message to her hit single "One More Time". Clicky here to hear, you know you want to.

Word association

Remember that game Mallet's mallet with that annoying, smarmy, moronic twunt? Try this word association game and recreate kids TV in your office/living room.YAY!

Best free stuff

Feeling a bit skint lately? Well here is a list of the best freeware on the inter-web. The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilities

Match reports - Wolves (h)

nufc.com has the Wolves match report up.Seems almost a post mortem.Probably is. :-( Wolves (h)

Guard Cat ??????

Postmen in Kent are refusing to deliver the mail due to being clawed by a Cat.See here. With picture.
Southern softies.They ought to give it a good boot up the 4r53.

Heatwave Britain

The good new British summer, eh? If it's not the sun giving us cancer then it's the trees killing us.
Trees!!!
Heatwave Britain - when the trees turn toxic
This article suggests 600 people were killed in this way last year.

Newcastle 1 Wolves 1

Newcastle could only draw at home to Wolves.European qualification is now looking unlikely barring a miracle.Match report.

catch.com

A great site with lots of funny links. Catch.

SATAN BABY!

Another one from JengaJam.com >> SATAN BABY!
WARNING:This video clip is extremely DISTURBING.Do not view if easily offended.You have been warned.

Strange

JengaJam.com >> Freaky Food Museum

Rubik's Cube

Remember the Rubik's Cube? I don't think i ever completed it without cheating, i used to take it bits or re-arrange the stickers to make it look like i had. Have a go here.

Keepies-up

See how long you can keep the ball in the air.The difficulty begins when they throw you an extra ball every few shots. CollegeMix.com

Overheard at the clap clinic

Once again another brill link from b3ta. Talk Dirty to Me
NSFW

Fat people after plastic surgery.

The b3ta newsletter has ways of making me smile after last nights escapades. Check this site for lots of distressing / funny pictures of the mess left after fat people get plastic surgery.Utterly disgusting.
NSFW-Nothing p0rn0gr4ph1c just mis-shapen br345t5 and things.

Oh My God

A video clip of an extremely low fly by.Watch the man nearly lose his head. Oh My God
NSFW-Some swearing in the narration

Marseille 2, Newcastle United 0

Newcastle bowed out of the UEFA Cup with a defeat in Marseille. ic Newcastle - Marseille 2, Newcastle United 0
In other news Shay warns Toon hierarchy, Dyer quit threat adds insult to injury, William Hill's odds on Bobby's replacement and some transfer news. :-(

Epilepsy

Are you epilectic? Not sure? Then click here to found out.

Clement 'Sir Coxsone' Dodd

Coxsone Dodd has died. He helped launch the careers of Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Lee Perry and Burning Spear.All favourites of mine.
Clement 'Sir Coxsone' Dodd

Marseille v Newcastle

Robert looking to wing his way into final
Let's bl00dy well hope so.It's about time he pulled his finger out of his 4r53.

Builder survives nailgun accident

A construction worker has miraculously survived after six nails were embedded in his skull. With picture of X-Ray

A sexy web of intrigue at the local jobcentre

The Department for Work and Pensions lost a court case against high street 53x shop Ann Summers for refusing to advertise its vacancies. The High Court ruling means the legal sex industry is free to advertise for new staff in Government jobcentres.

Like this one....

Gunned down

Families said they are living in fear today after another drive-by shooting on the streets of Tyneside. ic Newcastle - Gunned down
This article also sums up the catalogue of shootings in Newcastle lately.For Newcastle read New York.

Naughty Boy

The Marseille goalie Fabien Barthez was caught having a leak on the pitch during an earlier UEFA Cup tie against Inter Milan. The Sun-With pic

The new 'Dear John' letter

Apparently 1 in 10 partnerships in the UK are ended by text message. The new 'Dear John' letter

She is at it again.

Courtney Love flashes her bust again at a music festival in the US. The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
NSFW

Spying software watches you work

Are you Blogging at work? Well someone is watching you and your interweb habits. Clicky here

Cloudy skies dash eclipse hopes

Did you see the eclipse last night? As usual it was cloudy last night and i could'nt see it.BBC NEWS | UK | Cloudy skies dash eclipse hopes

Match reports - Manchester City (a)

nufc.com have the match report up. Newcastle United Football Club - Match reports - Manchester City (a)
Warning : This makes painful reading.

The world of dancing Cats

Feline Creative Intelligence
Check out the GIF at the top of the page.

Digital Artist

A painful looking film of a man getting his body waxed.

The Barbie experiment

Cindy Jackson

Japanese vending machines

the japanese have miliions of vending machines selling almost everything from toilet paper to "used" schoolgirl panties. Images of Japanese vending machines

Total eclipse to paint moon red

Depending on the weather you may be able to see a red moon in the UK tonight. BBC NEWS

Fifa to publish bid details

Football's world governing body Fifa will publish the technical evaluation of the five African countries bidding to host the 2010 World Cup. Clicky here.

No more false teeth

Scientists have found a way to grow new teeth in adults. BBC NEWS | Health | New teeth 'could soon be grown'

Follow Up

A month after stalled contract renewal talks led the voices of The Simpsons to stop work, both the actors and Fox are getting more "D'oh!" Terms of the deal were not announced for the actors who provide the voices for Homer and Marge Simpson and other characters on the long-running animated series. USATODAY.com - 'Simpsons' cast gets more D'oh!

Pac Manhattan

Pac-Manhattan is a large-scale urban game that utilizes the New York City grid to recreate the 1980's video game sensation Pac-Man. Pac Manhattan.

Idiots

350 year old Irish oak pays ultimate price for EU expansion. ABC News Online

Man City 1, Newcastle 0

Newcastle lose another away game to a crap team and we now drop to 6th in the table.ic Newcastle - Man City 1, Newcastle 0 In other Toon news Alan Smith considers leaving Leeds, Kezman says he prefers the Toon to Birmingham, Inter Milan come in for Newcastle's Barcelona target, details of our players to be offloaded, Shola is sticking with England - Sven & Platt Comment and whats up with Robert and Shola?

Tony Blair 'watched director smoke grass'

BBC NEWS

Traffic Offence

I guess this is one way to get out of a speeding ticket.