Fresh Pee Soup
A deliciously warm broth that subtly entwines savoury urine samples from healthy young breastfeeders with a high-spirited festival of carefully selected nuggets of Froot Loops and Kix in milk, all delicately seasoned with extract of Arrowroot biscuit and strained apricot. Served either Au Windowsill or Dans le Highchair. Be sure to ask your expertly trained Cooper's server for your choice of either the Absorbent Dippable Stuffed Rabbit, ideal for applying liberal quantities of broth to clean surfaces, or the easily tossed Pelican Bib, which can be filled to capacity and easily flung across the room at the conclusion of your meal.
Dessert
Diners may wish to push soggy solids into the narrow opening of their sippy cups during their meal. Alternatively, our servers will be glad to assist you in choosing the right moment to screw up your face and pinch a loose loaf into a diaper, so that your entire dining experience is enhanced with the fragrance of freshly expressed dumpage, timed so that cooling does not set in until your meal is complete, and Mommy is free to clean you up.
Buon appetito!
Seasoned by Cooper Green
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